A Cherry Prosthesis

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Dolphins Are More Intelligent Than Humans

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Dolphins Are More Intelligent Than Humans

 But they dont know a damn thing about fanny packs.

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Posted on Monday, January 24 2011.
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    I doubt anyone will ever be able to improve on the genius that is a fanny pack.
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A Cherry Prosthesis Cynicism is defined as an attitude of scornful or jaded negativity, especially a general distrust of the integrity or professed motives of others. We live in the age of cynicism; it governs our actions and motives and influences our response to all things positive or negative. I embrace cynicism. I use it as a tool to make people smile, and as an excuse to point out the absurdities of our daily lives. Keep reading if you would like to see genuine cynicism, spoken lightly with a sprinkle of creativity and stuffed with sarcasm. Any semblance of innocence contained herein is merely subterfuge; a cherry prosthesis, if you will.
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